This clip is really funny and sohai. Japanese hai really dare to do anything and open-minded.
I guarantee u will laugh till stomache pain especially Mission II

I got this joke from ^y|ng^ and found out this quite sohai so wanna share with u all.The joke is like this......

An old man,lou yeh was sohai alone sitting on a bench at the mall doing nothing.

Then 1 young ah beng walked up to the bench and sat down.

That ah beng had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, pink, blue, yellow, and purple.

The old man just stared and 'ngan kam kam' looked at that ah beng

The ah beng said, “Mat 7 , lou yeh? Mahai...C 67 ah c!U sei lou yeh last time never done any sohai things in your life?”

Then the old man lou yeh replied, “Tiuz...Got lah drunk once before.Then i had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.”

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

REDANG vacation

This time i wanna blog about my holidays in redang last month. Here I would like to thank my aunty for her sponsor to this trip and the fully support from my mother. Because my mum suggested me not to go work and enjoy my holidays woh. Not forget to my gf for her contribution of this trip by created an excuse for not going to work for a week! We were thinking of an excuse and sickness for 1 week period. tiuz....fever?flu?headace? mgh...wher can 1 week woh. Then suddenly i saw her head got 1 lamp and said.........


CHICKEN POK!

hahaha.....yes! thats correct. i accepted the suggestion and told my supervisor. if not i think i cant go to redang and so enjoyed.oklah....bored story end now....


Now ladies and gentlemen......i would like to post some photos i took when i was enjoying my holidays in redang.

8.30am the ship fetched us to redang island

i sit on the roof there and enjoying the view

arrived at the information counter and report

the ships that were floating in redang beach




beautiful scerenies of course with profesional photographer

with the beautiful view.....i was damn farking relax and enjoyed.

the apartment where i stayed for 3 days 2 nights

volleyball game with anonymous members

yeah come on! all showing their big body .....

little cutie i took when i was relaxing

no forgetting to take a pretty mongolian when on the way back to jetty

hahaha...nono...this is not redang anymore....a waterfall in kuantan

a photo of me after the wonderful holidays....

JOKE

The story was like this....got four pig peng anjing friends who super long time no seen each other in 30 years.Then they Si Fat Hen(ass gatal) organised and reunited at a party.

Tiu...then after several drinks, one of the men named FryCrab kap liew and went to the rest room. So the 3 left remained felt hou lan sien then talked cock about their kids.

The first guy name SmellyCrab said, Wah lau eh....let me tell u all hor...

My son is my pride and joy. Last time he started working at a successful company at the bottom. Then hor...he hou lan kan lik studied apa tu Economics and Business Administration.And then hor soon n sooner he climb9 the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company.

hahaha...Now he became hou lan7 rich until he gave his best friend a top Mah C li (mercedes) for his birthday.

Then the second guy DogCrab felt hou lan7 ng shue fook with what the SmellyCrab said. He of course also wanna bangga bangga lor and said "Tiu, hou lan sai lei woh! Hou lan choy my son is also my pride and joy.

U got watched " CHUNG SEONG WAN SIEW" (truimph in the skies)or not?hahaha...My son is like AH SAM! He sai sai kor started working for a big airline, and then hor...went to flight school to become a pilot.

Since he so hou lan yau chin tou.....he became a partner in the company, where he jadi bos oredi. He's damn 9 rich until he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday. hmph! Ging ng ging?

The third man CrazyCrab also no chap shue! He said: "Wah....ma geh hai ah! Your son hou lan macam ging woh! Terrific! Let u tell me about my son lah!

He studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Mahai...engineer ah.gau siew gah u think? Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He damn9 rich until gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion! hohohoho....

The three crab friends congratulated each other just as the fourth friend FryCrab returned from the restroom and asked: "Jom mat 7 all the congratulations each other?"

One of the them said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. So Fry....What about your son?"

The fourth man FryCrab replied: Tiu...Dont talk9 about my son lah! He is gay lou and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."Cibai ah...

The three friends laugh9 him and said: "Tiu lor, Tor shui kar!What a shame...what a disappointment."

Ah FryCrab replied: "No woh, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I lap9 him very much. And he hasn't done too badly either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."

MUAHAHAHAHHA....

WELCOME TO MY BLOG
THE FRYCRAB

First of all,I would like to say THANK YOU for visiting and viewing my blog. I will feel more proud if you can drop a comment or any shit things here. Sometimes u know lah...some people must use other languages only understand like those cantonese simpulan bahasa or penjodoh bilangan like 7 and 9. So i dont mind...Mou tiu. Come on! Bring It On

That's all for the beginning......