JOKE

The story was like this....got four pig peng anjing friends who super long time no seen each other in 30 years.Then they Si Fat Hen(ass gatal) organised and reunited at a party.

Tiu...then after several drinks, one of the men named FryCrab kap liew and went to the rest room. So the 3 left remained felt hou lan sien then talked cock about their kids.

The first guy name SmellyCrab said, Wah lau eh....let me tell u all hor...

My son is my pride and joy. Last time he started working at a successful company at the bottom. Then hor...he hou lan kan lik studied apa tu Economics and Business Administration.And then hor soon n sooner he climb9 the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company.

hahaha...Now he became hou lan7 rich until he gave his best friend a top Mah C li (mercedes) for his birthday.

Then the second guy DogCrab felt hou lan7 ng shue fook with what the SmellyCrab said. He of course also wanna bangga bangga lor and said "Tiu, hou lan sai lei woh! Hou lan choy my son is also my pride and joy.

U got watched " CHUNG SEONG WAN SIEW" (truimph in the skies)or not?hahaha...My son is like AH SAM! He sai sai kor started working for a big airline, and then hor...went to flight school to become a pilot.

Since he so hou lan yau chin tou.....he became a partner in the company, where he jadi bos oredi. He's damn 9 rich until he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday. hmph! Ging ng ging?

The third man CrazyCrab also no chap shue! He said: "Wah....ma geh hai ah! Your son hou lan macam ging woh! Terrific! Let u tell me about my son lah!

He studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Mahai...engineer ah.gau siew gah u think? Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He damn9 rich until gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion! hohohoho....

The three crab friends congratulated each other just as the fourth friend FryCrab returned from the restroom and asked: "Jom mat 7 all the congratulations each other?"

One of the them said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. So Fry....What about your son?"

The fourth man FryCrab replied: Tiu...Dont talk9 about my son lah! He is gay lou and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."Cibai ah...

The three friends laugh9 him and said: "Tiu lor, Tor shui kar!What a shame...what a disappointment."

Ah FryCrab replied: "No woh, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I lap9 him very much. And he hasn't done too badly either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."

MUAHAHAHAHHA....