The most stupid@idiotic 'Millionaire' Contestant Makes Worst Use Of Lifelines Ever

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Kathy Evans, the single dumbest contestant to ever get on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"

NEW YORK – Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family
Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV
show, "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire."

It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing "the absolute worst use of lifelines ever."

After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question was:

"Which of the following is the largest?"
A) A Peanut
B) An Elephant
C) The Moon
D) Hey, who you calling large?

Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer.

"Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie," said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and disgust. "I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be."

Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure.

"Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!" exclaimed Evans. "Darn. I think I better phone a friend."

Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant.

"Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!" said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. "Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun."

Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds.

"Come on Betsy, are you sure?" said Evans. "How sure are you? Puh, that can't be it."
To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's advice and pick 'The Moon.'

"I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I think I'd like to ask the audience," said Evans.

Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life.

"Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking," said the too-stupid-to-live Evans. "But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut.

So, let's see. For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant.

Final answer." Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath, and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact,

C, 'The Moon.'



DIAOoooo...really got such stupid person in the world.....sigh

DUNNO FUNNY OR NOT.......hahahaha

hello fella bloggers...long time no c.

yeah i am back.

that day i was searching some education things then suddenly found this clip.

this is really stupidcrab....i personally think the main actress is previous famous BUS SI UNCLE's daughter...better is his wife.hahahaha.


introducing....the main actress of the clip...

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so how was the clip? did u enjoy?

this week's frycrab oscar best actress award goes to.....

lets vote



im sure vote for her becauese she deserved it.

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i voted her becaues she can tahan with her emotion and so calm.


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ladies and gentlemen she is this week's best actress

Erm...as a manchester united fans,i would like to post this clip.
this is about pepsi's advertisement between manchester united and juventus team.
enjoy!

This morning suddenly my 1 sohai buddy wanna berpantun.....
So this wat WE replied each other......


semua maklumat dalam pantun hanya sekadar reka reka sahaja....tak ada kaitan dengan sesiapa dan kebenaran....jika ada...segala hal hal hanya kebetulan sahaja!hehehhee



Dua tiga ekor kucing belari;
Gua kerja hari hari sampai mati;
Nasib baik balik kampong jumaat ini;
fikir fikir mana mau pergi;
I mana boleh duduk rumah waktu tengah hari;

cari hai shue kat padini;
call hai loon join sekali;
rupa rupanya dia kat bilik mar lee;
I dengar pun sakit hati;

sama sama pergi minum tea;
pastu mestilah sambung kat infinity;
hai shue pasti show off guna pugna lagi;
combine dengan hai loon paladin sekali;
buka ulti;
tambah bkb;

gua ada 9 aegis pun tak cukup mati;
nasib baik gua ada banyak money;
beli keluar banyak banyak kali;
item memang cun sial gila babi;

jangan kata aku lan C;
kalau dota aku memang VIP:
3 mari 3 mati;
nak memang aku u jangan mimpi;
balik train AI dulu sepuluh tahun lagi;
nak challenge, aku sentiasa ready;

jangan tanya aku mana clan mari;
aku memang dari YukChee;
satu kelab yg amat digemari;
malangnya yang join hanya lelaki;
tanya siapa siapa yg tidak tau CCC;

baca ini pantun manyak sleepy
nampak siapa post punya feel sorry
tric takda benda buat mali sini
post benda benda yang tak ori

sudah hampir kahwin ini macam lagi
hari hari ingat infi
lepas kahwin lupa anak bini
hanya tau pi infi goyang kaki

pukimak all lanjiao apa macam hari ini
tiba tiba asyik berpantun ni
nak challenge ambik mari
u people gonna sau pei oredi

jumaat belum datang lagi
masih banyak hari nanti
ma geh hai!hai chew nak lor tiu oredi
asyik kutuk kutuk kita orang ni

cakap dota hai chew memang talak otak
pandang sini pandang sana cakap pukimak
muka dia tak tau macam cempedak
paling jahat perangainya macam budak!

hai loon kita orang tak perlu cakap banyak
nampak muka macam pukimak
dapat awek asyik hendak hendak
tak tau baik atau tidak

hang siew u jangan lan lan c c;
nanti I kasi sapu u pun myvi;
kasi tukar jadi kenari;

gua punya wira different sekali;
ada cantik punya ICE;
dengar jack johson punya CD;
bila I tukar Alpine HU nanti;
HO HO HO u tak tau apa nak cakap lagi;

cakap hai gon dia memang ham kar ling
tengok ah moi hanya jeling jeling
nasib baik ada kita orang berteman dia mengeliling
kalau tidak dia aysik ku ling ling

taiping hai hang pigi penang bekerja
cakap banyak tapi kerja saja saja
ada myvi suka beria ria
kasi hantam tai kar bersuka ria!

masuk hai ping turn pula
ada satria bertukar kenari saja
muka gampang semua orang tahu aja
ah moi dia berkawan kuat dengan kuda pula
hati hati nanti terkena juga!

pasal dota u pasti kalah;
I memang takda cakap salah;
Jalan sana jalan sini tak tentu arah;
Dah mati hanya tau cakap Yah Allah;

Pandu u punya proton saga;
Hari hari gi siew Foong punya rumah;
Rupa rupanya masuk rumah sebelah;
Curi panty nenek yg warna merah;
Angkat balik masak kari kuah;
Minum sampai hidung berdarah;

apasal tak boleh lan lan c c
walau wa punya 1.3cc
tapi compared to u power lagi
paling teruk pun masih ikut kat tepi

wira 1.5 leaking minyak
dinner habis kena topup banyak
masuk highway kena lanyak
c lu bawak 7 lou baru kasi lu action banyak

lu punya ICE boleh blah
bunyi angin sudah kuat gila
dengar apa wa pun tak tau lar
soundproof diy manyak paria

Hai Shue memang lor tiu
Tiap tiap kali main dota sure pei yan tiu
Dari mulut sure dia kata motiu
Tapi dalam hati sure banyak tiu

Hai chew dulu banyak char hai
Sama dengan hai shue yang sangat so hai
Till now he only know how to tiu hai
Boring tiu hai,dia keluar diu(pancing) hai (ketam)

U memang tak tau berpantun;
Baca u punya lebih baik I pergi tengok kartoon;
Dah ler muka u macam indon;
U try pergi kutip sabun;
Sohai macam hai boon;
Cibai macam hai kun;

walaupun gua punya wira leaking minyak;
tapi janji performance kuat;
u jangan cakap banyak;
I tekan sikit u signal light pun tak Nampak;

Gua punya ICE memang “dim”;
Lepas change HU everything “kau dim”;
Tiap tiap minggu I join TT pukul “sap dim”;
sana dim sini dim semua hou “lan dim”.

Cyc dulu memang char hai;
Tapi sekarang lagi sap 7 hai;
Hari hari main maple duno he farm meh hai;
He wanan find a gal to tiu hai;
Find find find not even a chow hai;

So he start to tipu mui mui chai;
Tipu those MSN lui chai;
I alwiz ask him not to be sui chai;
But the truth is I dun wan him to be sor chai.

hai chew memang giler pantun hai
always talk nonense sampai shanghai
cincibai u people continue sohai
i will b back continue after class tiu nei ma geh chao hai!

cyc suka main underage
tak tau sendiri sudah berapa age
hari hari masuk blue homepage
tengok mak cik mak cik overage

itu budak bulu pun belum lebat
sudah mau kasi lu habat
cyc tak takut 3 tahun 7 sebat?
lepas sebat punggung jadi empat
kalau tak takut mali butterworth masih sempat
lu tau tau wa tau tau siapa lu mau habat

nia mahai i come back!
macam hai ping play petpet
hari hari hang siew cari ah pet
padahal terjumpa ah boon the jot pet!

satu dua tiga empat
siapa cepat dia dapat
pukimak lu tak tahu jangan cakap
mahai nanti kena tangkap ke Ma 6 Kap!

I baca pun ketawa ha ha ha;
Memang cyc tu kaninah;
Tipu budak kecik sudah salah;
Lagi mau kasi orang punya virgin pecah;
Yah Allah;
Apa lagi kalau bukan keluar darah;
Dah habis main tak nak hantar balik rumah;

I pass by dgn proton wira;
I tanya cyc apa berlaku dah;
Dia hanya tau cakap “sori lar sori lah”
Kalau bagi aku tau mesti marah;

Tibai-tiba dia lari tak tentu arah;
Entah sembunyi kat mana-mana celah;
Rupa-rupanya dia nak Pak Lah;
Siapa tu Pak Lah?
Mestilah budak kecik punya Abah;

Abah!! Abah!! Ada org korek aku sampai berdarah;
Darah Pak Lah pantang dicabar;
Apa lagi sure dia sangat marah;
Adik!! Adik tolong bersabar;
You sekarang hanya boleh berdoa;
Agar Pak Lah dapat cari dia punya rumah;

rumah rumah siapa rumah?
takut cyc sampai cari dia ah mama
dia ah mama ajar dia cakap halleluyah
jangan jangan sampai tiu nia ma

pak lah pak lah jerit anak buah
cakap dia petpet sudah dibelah
lepas belah cyc dia terus beredar
tanya pak lah macam mana lah

pukimak dia dicakap pak lah
entah anak bangsat pigi mana
cari cari dia sembunyi kat casa damansara
masih bersemangat menaiki kuda

kuda kuda i manyak suka
lepas suka menjadi duka
jangan adik jumpa kuda mengada-ada
nanti kasi u kaki tangan patah merata rata

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erm...have u heard of gotcha by the japanese hai?










































in this clip...they were targeting all japanese girls wearing kimono?tiuz...dunno wat the name of their traditional dress.....u watch then u know la...mgh

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enjoy babe!

England gary neville's own goal.wtf happened?cannot blame the players ler

This clip is really funny and sohai. Japanese hai really dare to do anything and open-minded.
I guarantee u will laugh till stomache pain especially Mission II

I got this joke from ^y|ng^ and found out this quite sohai so wanna share with u all.The joke is like this......

An old man,lou yeh was sohai alone sitting on a bench at the mall doing nothing.

Then 1 young ah beng walked up to the bench and sat down.

That ah beng had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, pink, blue, yellow, and purple.

The old man just stared and 'ngan kam kam' looked at that ah beng

The ah beng said, “Mat 7 , lou yeh? Mahai...C 67 ah c!U sei lou yeh last time never done any sohai things in your life?”

Then the old man lou yeh replied, “Tiuz...Got lah drunk once before.Then i had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.”

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

REDANG vacation

This time i wanna blog about my holidays in redang last month. Here I would like to thank my aunty for her sponsor to this trip and the fully support from my mother. Because my mum suggested me not to go work and enjoy my holidays woh. Not forget to my gf for her contribution of this trip by created an excuse for not going to work for a week! We were thinking of an excuse and sickness for 1 week period. tiuz....fever?flu?headace? mgh...wher can 1 week woh. Then suddenly i saw her head got 1 lamp and said.........


CHICKEN POK!

hahaha.....yes! thats correct. i accepted the suggestion and told my supervisor. if not i think i cant go to redang and so enjoyed.oklah....bored story end now....


Now ladies and gentlemen......i would like to post some photos i took when i was enjoying my holidays in redang.

8.30am the ship fetched us to redang island

i sit on the roof there and enjoying the view

arrived at the information counter and report

the ships that were floating in redang beach




beautiful scerenies of course with profesional photographer

with the beautiful view.....i was damn farking relax and enjoyed.

the apartment where i stayed for 3 days 2 nights

volleyball game with anonymous members

yeah come on! all showing their big body .....

little cutie i took when i was relaxing

no forgetting to take a pretty mongolian when on the way back to jetty

hahaha...nono...this is not redang anymore....a waterfall in kuantan

a photo of me after the wonderful holidays....